The Powerpuff Girls aren't mine. Neither is Rogue. This is for kicks and nothing else.
Powerpuff Envy
by Dandelion
I can fly. I have super strength. I'm pretty much invulnerable.
Why can't I be a Powerpuff Girl?
Now *they* have got it all.
I think I'd much rather go to Pokey Oaks than the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning. At least at Pokey Oaks they have recess and do crafts.
I much prefer Professor Utonium to Professor Xavier. Utonium goes to the grocery store and watches television with his girls. He tucks them in at night and leaves the door open a crack for Bubbles because he knows she's scared of the dark. Xavier broods a lot, destroys New York and runs off to space when things don't go his way.
If I were a Powerpuff Girl I would fix Hank up with Ms. Sarah Bellum. It's obvious that those two are meant for each other.
Blossom is five years old and speaks conversational Chinese. I'm twenty-two and can't. Something is really wrong there.
How is it that an accident created the Powerpuff's super powers, they run around destroying monsters and beating up on villains and decimating the city of Townsville and everyone loves them? The X-men got powers through no fault of our own, run around destroying monsters and beating up on villains and decimating whatever location we happen to be in and everyone hates us? Is it the cuteness factor? Do we need a Bubbles to run around with crayons? Or a fiesty little Buttercup who scowls adorably? Or a Blossom to float around apologizing to dogs, policemen and trees? I don't get it.
I think Mojo Jojo improved Magneto's secret headquarter ideas. Mojo lives in an observation tower on a volcano in the middle of the park. Magneto lived on an asteroid, a volcano, and an island in the Bermuda Triangle. At least Mojo Jojo's lair is convenient to the supermarket.
I want to be able to say "I'm hardcore now" and really mean it.
There isn't any of that love crap going on with the Powerpuffs. I think I might function a lot better if I was five and didn't have to worry about relationships.
If there really is another Summers brother running around out there that makes for a weird parallel. Scott, Alex and Number Three vs Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. I think I'd put my bets on the Powerpuffs. They *all* have eyebeams. They're really fast. And they don't angst about everything under the sun.
When it rains the Powerpuffs stay in and play pretend. When was my last day off? Cripes!
Did I mention that I like Professor Utonium better than Professor Xavier? Utonium smokes a pipe! Xavier doesn't do that.
The Powerpuffs defeated the Rowdyruff boys by kissing them. I really relate to that.
We don't have a Hotline phone with a nose that lights up and I really think we should.
We have Magneto, they have Mojo Jojo. We have Sinister, they have Him. We have Juggernaut, they have Fuzzy Lumpkins. We have the Marauders, they have the Gangrene Gang. We have Apocalypse, they have Princess. We have the Neo, they have the Amoeba Boys. Need I say more?
I just want to be a Powerpuff Girl. All in all, I think it's a better gig.